Q: Who said "Duct tape is like The Force. It's got a light side and a dark side, and holds the universe together."?
A: Oprah Winfrey, who's hosting Sarah Palin on her show this afternoon. I know people who are hosting "Oprah parties" this afternoon. I'm not one of them.
Two Englishmen rowed under the Golden Gate Bridge after paddling across the Pacific from Japan, about 5,000 miles, in a 23 foot-long rowboat. They figure that with shifting tides throwing them off it was more like 6,900 miles. More than six months of rowing...two hours on, two hours off, day & night. They ate freeze dried food, which almost ran out. Why do people do things like this? Certainly not to get someone like me to write about it.